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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The all new Apple iGun 4S



Apple Inc. has finally released the most awaited iGun 4S. The project is funded by the U.S. Department of Defense (DOD). It’s a handgun available in black color only. The iGun will hit the shelves soon and is expected to be available in super stores as well.

The iGun comes with a built-in USB port through which you can connect it to your MAC and sync with your iTunes. Unfortunately it is not compatible with PC or any non MAC system. More on, the person using the iGun needs a special iMicrochip implanted into his iNeck without which the iGun doesn’t power on.

You can download iBullets through iTunes and sync them with your iGun through the data cable that comes with the iGun. Same is used for charging the gun off your MAC USB port. One dollar will get you two iBullets. Luckily, the basic iShoot application comes preinstalled with the iGun using which you can shoot the iBullets from your iGun. The app just shows a big round iButton on the screen which when tapped, shoots the iBullets. You can also download various third party apps for shooting. Out of them, our favorite is iShoot – Dance, which as the name suggests, shoots dancing iBullets.

And you would be most delighted to know that the iGun 4S supports voice control as well. So we have the legendary Siri here too.

Our expert Mr. Brown was anxious to test it and was lucky to get a test sample from Apple Inc. He flew all the way to Afghanistan to test his iGun. He had no trouble using the iGun through iShoot and was quite impressed by the performance. However he was a little disappointed to use it through voice commands. Here’s what happened

Mr. Brown: Siri! Shoot this man in front of me.
Siri: ok. Bang bang!!

Mr. Brown: no Siri! Shoot him please don’t just make the sounds yourself.
Siri: ok ok chillax man! No Big deal. I’m a little busy.
Mr. Brown: for the love of God Siri! For the love of God! Shoot the god damn man. He’ll kill me!!
It was then that Siri finaly shot the man.

Mr. Brown (after Siri shot): Siri what the heck were you thinking han? You were about to get me killed... god damn it!
Siri: hey I was busy ok. OK??

Mr. Brown (murmuring to himself): god damn it man!
Siri: hey I heard that. Shut up!
And Siri powered the iGun off in protest.

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