Apple Inc. has finally released the most awaited iGun 4S. The
project is funded by the U.S. Department of Defense (DOD). It’s a handgun
available in black color only. The iGun will hit the shelves soon and
is expected to be available in super stores as well.
The iGun comes with a built-in USB port through which you
can connect it to your MAC and sync with your iTunes. Unfortunately it is not
compatible with PC or any non MAC system. More on, the person using the iGun
needs a special iMicrochip implanted into his iNeck without which the iGun
doesn’t power on.
You can download iBullets through iTunes and sync them with
your iGun through the data cable that comes with the iGun. Same is used for
charging the gun off your MAC USB port. One dollar will get you two iBullets.
Luckily, the basic iShoot application comes preinstalled with the iGun using
which you can shoot the iBullets from your iGun. The app just shows a big round
iButton on the screen which when tapped, shoots the iBullets. You can also download
various third party apps for shooting. Out of them, our favorite is iShoot –
Dance, which as the name suggests, shoots dancing iBullets.
And you would be most delighted to know that the iGun 4S supports voice control as well. So we have the legendary Siri here too.
Our expert Mr. Brown was anxious to test it and was lucky to
get a test sample from Apple Inc. He flew all the way to Afghanistan to test
his iGun. He had no trouble using the iGun through iShoot and was quite
impressed by the performance. However he was a little disappointed to use it
through voice commands. Here’s what happened
Mr. Brown: Siri! Shoot this man in front of me.
Siri: ok. Bang bang!!
Mr. Brown: no Siri! Shoot him please don’t just make
the sounds yourself.
Siri: ok ok chillax man! No Big deal. I’m a little
busy.
Mr. Brown: for the love of God Siri! For the love of
God! Shoot the god damn man. He’ll kill me!!
It was then that Siri finaly shot the man.
Mr. Brown (after Siri shot): Siri what the heck were
you thinking han? You were about to get me killed... god damn it!
Siri: hey I was busy ok. OK??
Mr. Brown (murmuring to himself): god damn it man!
Siri: hey I heard that. Shut up!
And Siri powered the iGun off in protest.
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