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Friday, December 9, 2011

Apple iPhone 4S


What is it?

It’s a very expensive toy made by Apple Inc. out of reinforced plastic which is shiny as glass and is said to be hard as steel.
Like all its looser predecessors, it has a remarkable resemblance with soaps. Pardon me Apple fans, I meant to say it looks like an iSoap. Its one stupid hard and sleek black or white piece of rock like something (soap-shaped) that has only one freaky ugly suppressed lame button like thingy on its lower end (only if you can figure out the upper and lower ends). Other than that, it has a few holes in it and a very big flap like screen on one of its sides. And it shines all over very cheaply.

 

What does it do?

It can help you perfect your ability of touching with fingers. Other than this helpful feature, it will just make your life miserable and ridiculous. It’s as entertaining as a stone. It lets you touch its big ugly screen. You can swipe your fingers across it and poke it all day long.
Officially stated, the iPhone 4S lets you make phone calls, send and receive text messages, snap photos and videos, be arrogant and cheap.

 

How does it do that it does?

It does everything through electricity, a processor, a touch screen, whole lot of fingers, a GSM network and a torn apart, cut into miniature starved midget like SIM card.

 

Who is it for?

Primarily it is for Apple fans. If you are not an Apple fan, you can still buy it if you have a lot of extra money. Or, if you don’t fall in any of these categories and are sick of your happy and peaceful life, iPhone 4S is just about the right option for you.

 

More

It comes with an irritating nuisance voice control system called the Siri. You talk to the iPhone pleading it to do various things for you like writing text messages, making calls etc.

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